"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe, You can spend, minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened - or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on., Irish people, I Am Interesting Sometimes, The Shit You Hear About Me Might Be True but Then Again It Could Be as Fake as the Bitch Who Told You, Too often we don't realize what we have until it's gone. Too often we're too stubborn to say, 'Sorry, I was wrong.' Too often it seems we hurt the ones closest to our hearts, and we let the most foolish things tear us apart, Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. ♥, i maybe a twat when im drunk but your a twat when your sober (:., In the end we only regret chances we didnt take.The relationships we were scared to have and the decisions we waited to long to make there comes a time in your life when you realise who matters, who doesnt, who never did and who always will., Been a super mammy lol, Studyin to get my phd, Walkin my dogs at al hours of the night !!, Once a month gettin totally hammered lol, My Job, I'd Take A Bullet For My Mum, Any Day <3, A new text! =) I hope it's from.....O, leave me alone!, You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text...., Reading texts half asleep...and its like looking into the sun!!, click like , then click ctrl w and your facebook will turn neon colours :D, Have you ever texted someone and they took forever to text back, so you checked what time you sent the text, calculated how long it took for them to reply, and tried to make them wait longer before you send your next response., Learn Chinese in 5 minites! (say it out loud ;D ) 1. Thats not right (Sum Ting Wong) 2. See me ASAP (Kum Hia Nao) 3. Small horse (Tai Ni Po Ni) 4. You need a facelift (Chin tu fat) 5. I thought you were on a diet (Wai Yu Mun Ching), After a long night of sex, the guy rolled over, got a cig and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one, "There might be some matches in the top drawer", she replied. He opened the drawer and found a box of matches s, There are 3 meanings behind 'Liking' someone's status. 1) I agree. 2) I realize this is about me so Im liking it to rub in your face 3) I want to bang you

, Her hair was up in a ponytail Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to s, Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear make up and boys lie - Wiz Khalifa â, The rule of text kisses: x - A friend xx - A good friend xxx - Your best friend xxxx - I fancy you xxxxx - I freaking love you xxxxxx - I'm just that little bit clingy, Girls don't dress up to impress guys. Girls dress up to out dress other girls. If they wanted to impress guys, they would just walk around naked...., "I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, you were in my closet yelling "where the f*ck is narnia"', Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up, *Girl crying because her boyfriend broke up with her* Friend: "Its ok, you can do better......" BEST FRIEND: "Lets get you lookin sexy, go to a party, an find a better one.", DEAR HATERS, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT.... 'awesome' ends with "me" and 'ugly' starts with "u", When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my facebook status to "Chilin' with Jesus", What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat., A mom beat her kid for days. A week later the boy asks if he can go to a friend's house and she says, "Sure but if you get stolen I ain't lookin' for you." So later the police pull up, they have the boy and a kidnapper and tell his mother, "He gave himsel, Fact: When a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, It's happiness. But when the first roll is from the left, It's pain., Duke Nukem Forever, Sleep, "When it comes down to it I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them anyway." - Marilyn Monroe, Standing perfectly still with one eye closed while sending drunk texts, I count down my days as if i'm waiting for something... as soon as you come around i realise it's you i'm always waiting for.., Walking Into Your Room And Saying "Wow I Should Clean This"And Walking Back Out :D, like if you have the most awesome boyfriend in the world xxx, LIKE THIS IF YOU TRY TO BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH!

, "I'm on my way" LOL jk, I'm still doing my hair, When everything in your life goes wrong, there's always that one person to put a smile on your face, "I hate you!", "I love you too ♥ !", that one person that you can talk to for hours without getting bored ♥, If you never try,you'll never know..., Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*, I stay up late every night, and realise its a bad idea every morning., I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU., Tellin people you need to pee

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