Men, Getting Up to Divilment, "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe, Drinking, Justifying Completely Inappropriate and Unacceptable Behaviour as Banter, You can spend, minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened - or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on., mess with me I can handle it ... mess with my child and I will bury u where nobody will find u !!!, I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating

, Educate Together, Lying in Bed Wondering if it's Worth it to get up and Pee, Like if you met an asshole in 2010!

, Take car, go to Mum's, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over, I have no desire to socialize with selfish hateful fake-ass people. I'd rather be alone., The best way to avoid disappointment is to not expect anything from anyone, I'm gonna save my money.. I'm gonna save my money.. OHH, SHOES!, ''Oh! You Smell Good Hug Me Again! '', I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!, Fact: You start to get hurt the moment you begin to care., "I can smell weed...", Let's remember those who have passed. Press Like if you've lost a loved one..., I cant wait for fall...hoodies, bonfires, blankets, and cuddling

, My hand was out so why did you put the change on the counter you absolute c*nt, i like your accent...say more things

, i hate the feeling when you really want to see someone but you cant!

, the 'i really want something pierced' mood, Welcome to FB; how would you like to waste your time today?

, "fuck you" "fuck you too" "can i have a kiss?" "yeah", YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!, "GO COMPARE!"...... "Go jump off a cliff you fat twat!", I don't need Anger Management, people just need to stop pissing me off., having a big dick., Looking at a cut or bruise and thinking..."When did that happen?", Immature = a word, boring people use to describe fun people

, If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it., Facebook needs a "NOBODY CARES!" button., being a lazy shit, Hi I'm a boy, I'm going to like you, then take it back when you fall for me, Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil, Creating situations in your head that will NEVER happen in real life., Being so overtired, you have no idea what you're even saying anymore, Waking up hungover & checking my sent messages to see what damage I did..., No. I'm not trying the Friend Finder. Go die., No facebook, I dont want to try the friend finder., I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever i have a flashback about it., Things are way funnier in my head., After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity!, I didn't fall, I attacked the floor., Why should I have to make my bed if I'm getting back in it later?, When I'm home alone and hear a noise, I presume I'm going to be killed, I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare., I HATE WHEN YOUR ABOUT TO DRIVE INTO THE DRIVEWAY & YOUR FAVE SONGS STARTS., I presume that I'm being followed when a car behind me makes the same turns as me., "I have a six pack" "where?" "In my fridge", "ur cute when ur mad"..."well then i'm bout to get real adorable", falling asleep . . . almost asleep . . . *VIBRATION!* damn it. well, guess i'll keep texting, "Did u just...? "Yes" "Ur evil" "I know", fixing everyones elses problems...but being lost when it comes to yourself, Boy friend: "Who's the guy that hurt you?? im gonna kill him!"
Girl friend: "Well u might as well commit suicide"..., Omg. Your so weird. I freaking love you., "I Have A Six Pack"

"Where...?" "Under My Fat...It's Shy"

, OMG!!! Team Jacob or Team Edward!!! lol jk Like i cud give a fuck... i got a life, When you're all alone wondering if anyone will ever care about you, someone already loves you., i love my bed.. and ill love it more when your in it with me :D, There's only so much I can say back to 'Lol', Sitting on Facebook liking random pages cuz your bored., i am very angry at you don't you dare make me laugh, that awkward moment when you dont know if you should hug someone or not, I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed, like this, and this....oh not that...like this lmao i like that toooo (:, I act c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-l-y calm, but in my head? I'm holding a chainsaw., Guys, i'm not ignoring you, i'm waiting to see if you'll make the effort for once, Saying "Or Not" When People Do the Complete Opposite of What You Just Said, You're only young once, but you can be immature forever., Energetic Stuff